spiders

The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.

Are you triming your spiders again?

by Yan k June 20, 2007

spider

The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider

When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.

by Chew Dogg December 28, 2005

spider

When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.

Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

spider

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.

reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*

by Space-Penis Super-Gear February 23, 2011

spider

A slang term for a vagina

Oh my god, she spread her legs so far, you could see her spider!

by Kel B July 27, 2006

spiders

itching in the pubic hair region.

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick

by freshco May 1, 2005

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004