Oneness

A group of Christians that rejects the Trinitarian doctrine. Sometimes Oneness people are called Jesus Only. Oneness folk believe that there is absolutey One God (such as the Jews and Muslims), who came to earth and became the prophecied Messiah of the Old Testament, namely Jesus Christ. They believe Jesus Christ revealed himself as Father in creation, Son in redemption, and Holy Spirit in regeneration. They believe the terms Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not seperate persons that make up the One God, but rather differant manifestations of the One God; Jesus Christ. Pretty much 96% of Oneness people believe that repentance, water baptism by immersion in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins as well as receiving the Holy Spirit with the initial evidence of speaking in other tongues (glossalalia), are all part of Christian salvation.

Dude, I really enjoyed that Oneness vs Trinity debate! I learned a lot about the differances of their beliefs!

by Apostolicboy April 16, 2008

[ONS]

ONS simply means one night stand.

Usually used by the male population.

Yeah me and that girl had a ons lastnight, she was awesome.

by ANT81 September 17, 2005

not the one

When a certain circumstance is most inconvenient or insufferable.

“My dog got hit by a car yesterday”
Reply: “Ooo... that is not the one!”

by E-Lou May 31, 2019

one of

A part of a group or a subunit of a larger unit

One of the things that kill poor people is poverty

by Pffm8 January 26, 2019

There was one

in the movie Stripes, Cruiser talks about why he enlisted in the Army.

Cruiser: "Well I thought I would enlist before I got drafted."

Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."

Cruiser's response: "There was one?"

by rek40 August 19, 2011

one and one and one is three

Really pointless Beatles lyric from "Come Together"

One and one and one is three!

...

by Lily_of_Geeks August 29, 2009

one on one

The phrase that people say that suck at everything but is the best in their little village where they live when they lose in a team-based. Normally followed by a really bad yo momma joke.

John: God dude, you really suck at everything.
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?

by JoshRoxxx August 26, 2008