BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007

Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squish mitten

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..

Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..

by D.J.H. September 12, 2005

nose mittens

Vaginal lips, labia - usually with a little fuzziness...

Going down on her, Timmy was please to find that Jenny had a fine pair of nose mittens for him to enjoy.

by Tom O. December 5, 2007

The Mitten

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004