Snatch Hatch

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

corey hatch

im gay. im a psyco and i want to kill myself. my sister does 42 year old men and she especially loves it when they T-Bag her. one day i will realize i am gay and kill myself, by the way i also love to get a good T-Bag every once and a while.

"I Do Guys" - Corey hatch

by corey hatch April 14, 2005

boobie hatch

(North American slang) A psychiatric hospital; just as the nautical term from which it originates refers to a framework with a small hatch, a psych hospital is not easy to escape from.

Does Donald Trump belong in a boobie hatch?

by Darwin Jr. January 21, 2018

Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties

Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?

by Mikee T September 19, 2006

Wap hatches

The access panels in maternity clothes that allow one to access boobs/“wap them out” for nursing.

The wap hatches on her top made it really easy to feed the baby.

by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023