crinkle tart

Slang for female genitalia

I'm waiting for her to show me her crinkle tart

by Jive Miguel September 17, 2004

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

crinkled starfish

a dried starfish

this crinkled starfish was used for decoration

by pinoohh June 8, 2004

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

by SavageBP November 4, 2017

Crinkle

Slang for someone who is very excited about something that sucks.

Hey mike you fucking crinkle this test is gonna blow.

by Scrublord9 March 23, 2021

Crinkle

A vaginal wrinkle, one that typically comes with age.

MILFs typically have crinkles.

by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025