Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"
Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Puffins at the beach owner May 9, 2010
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similar to "out of sight, out of mind", but slightly more insulting. Refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. Came from a trip I took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. I asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. My dad said, "He probably remembers being here before when he's here, but when we go home, he doesn't remember coming to the beach."
Bill is really sweet and attentive when I see him, but he never calls or emails me. He's a total dog at the beach.
by Nerdy_girl May 27, 2010
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Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!
Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!
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Holy fuck my nigga my bitch wanted to have sex on the beach so we did she gave me crabs and the worse fucking rash i every had!
by Tammer the hammer March 31, 2008
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