The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.
Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.
Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.
Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
by Manuel Aka: The Spy September 9, 2008

it's when you are about to climax, and you give your partner one finishing
blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt.
blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt.
by Dirty_Sanchez September 7, 2005

See Basking
The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.
The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.
by Ryan / Linda February 26, 2009

by HERdsadawdasdawsda June 4, 2018

by Jesus your m8 January 25, 2016

Something gross and disgusting that is hard to stomach. Too much of an ultra trumpy thing can make you physically ill.
Ugh, that bathroom is ultra trumpy! DO NOT go in there or you'll puke!
That sleaze bag was so ultra trumpy, he totally freaked me out!
That sleaze bag was so ultra trumpy, he totally freaked me out!
by Not trumpy February 9, 2017

Someone that has no idea what he is doing, and can't help you in any way without becoming more lost. Usually Ultra nubs have the name Chris
by Ultra Nub December 10, 2019
