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Textecide

Textecide: When a person is killed, due to lack of attention on e.g. traffic and is runned over by a car or killed in a car accident while driving and texting.
-Did you hear about Alice? It's so tragic and stupid. -No what happened? She textecide , was as usually, paying more attention to her phone and less on where she walked, stumbled and did fall i front of a car ...
by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017
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testicide

Any act or stunt whose sole purpose is to demonstrate the strength, but will more than likely demonstrate the weakness, of one's testicles.
That dude is going to try to show off how strong his balls are by hitting them with a hammer. That is straight up testicide.
by TBoneRaw February 1, 2020
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textidude

Damn, she had hella textidude with me today.
by alikat01 April 29, 2009
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textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.
Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".
by theTJ June 9, 2009
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Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active
Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!
by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009
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textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.
Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.
by Graphhhh March 6, 2010
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twiticide

When a public person, especially a politician, tweets something that backfires and is damaging to their image and/or career.
Sarah Palin committed twiticide when she tweeted support for Dr. Laura.
by laprofesora August 25, 2010
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