Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

by Hotadff February 6, 2006

Big Texan

While "knocking it back" you stick your thumb in the girls ass.

Jared and Everitt gives the Big Texan to their bitches daily!!

by jared mayers February 17, 2008

Amarillo Texan

Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!

Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.

by Wade Ryan Cates December 11, 2021

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands

I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.

Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.

by tapler October 17, 2012