testosterony

A woman that has more testosterone than a man. Someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.

Chanel O'Dell being way better at football than Spencer Duran.
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"

by Annaxx3 December 12, 2008

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testosteronni

It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!

So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"

Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.

And she's satisified for breakfast.

by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008

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Textosterone

The use of over agressive text messaging to win over a girls love and attention.

" Stop text messaging me at work so much, Im busy! Are you full of textosterone or something?"

by nvcguy March 7, 2009

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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

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testosterone overload

Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.

"Bro quit being a dick just relax your having a testosterone overload!"

by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017

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testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.

1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!

by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018

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