diamond tester

beeeeep

yo i got the diamond tester beeeeep

john: what the fuck

by anonymous March 4, 2021

game tester

A professional who testes video games by playing them before their release in the market.

to make a game bug free the publishers installs a in house tester team or outsources these games to specialized game testing firms.

these game after alpha stages comes into game testers hands and they are continued to be tested until release.

Of course a dream job for a gamer.

A game tester is a guy who gets money for and makes livelihood by playing games.

crazy gamer : Hey yo lazy scum..u suck... nd u look sick...go get a life...btw what do you do....

lazy guy : I am a game tester.. i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : what!!&??? hei yo what games u have tested man

lazy guy : I am testing MGS5 and COD MW2 in shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)

by AK15544 July 20, 2009

tunnel tester

Homosexual. Male who lives to shove his dick up other males arses.

Watch your back when Wayne's around, he a tunnel tester you know.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

Geography Tests

Are uber-easy, all the time.

Random d00sh: omg lyk dat test was ez.
Ed: ...Your mother was easy.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Testies

Those who participate in formal testing.

The testies from dicks class were sweating under pressure.

by Rip Cooper March 30, 2009

ib tests

Tests that you take in May of your senior and junior year depending on the course either SL or HL.

Are graded on a scale from 1-7 and a 4 is needed on average for all your tests to get the IB diploma.

This diploma has no affect on your life or college admissions since you are already accepted by the time you take these tests.

And its like fucking impossible to score 7s on IB tests.

I like how people brag that they get all 5s on their AP tests and ask me "So have you gotten all 7s on your Ib tests?"

"No faggot" is my response.

by Gumby! August 6, 2011