Temporary Tourettes

A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.

Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!

John: What the hell's up with Bob?

Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

Temporal Pedabation

The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?

Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.

by Tenbucktim December 15, 2010

temperature tantrum

Temperature tantrum: When you get cranky and pissy because it's so uncomfortably hot. The temperature-mood based equivalent of being hangry.

It's 75 degrees in here. Why are you wearing a robe and sweatshirt? How are you not hot? The fan is NOT putting a chill in the air. You better put the AC on to 66 before I throw a temperature tantrum.

by Slateythree December 15, 2018

temporary euphoria

A release; a state of strong happiness, excitement, and well-being, almost like an escape.

“Temporary Euphoria Or a release. That’s like temporary happiness real quick” -Brent Faiyaz

by chu1ita03 August 11, 2022

King Temprie

A twitch streamer who plays marbles all day and minecraft and gifts subs to himself!

King Temprie's famous quote is "One More I promise"

by FisheUchiha April 28, 2021

temporary fix

Something or someone that will fix you or help you for a while

"I've been so sad lately"
"Let me be your temporary fix"

by hegds April 9, 2016

Templar

A misguided white knight with a need to feel special and have a cause that uses social justice issues as their platform. Often causing more problems than they are helping to solve.

Joe is rushing in to poorly defend the POC when she was doing a fine job of doing it herself. He is such a Templar.

by LadyKnife November 28, 2017