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Tempestorm

The Tempestorm (or its scientific name Spookiusmonthus enjoyest) is a creature that inhabits the Spooky Month ARG Discord server. When not inhabiting -and terrorizing everyone- there, they can be found in Walmarts, Hobby Lobbies, Targets, Panda Expresses, or any place really. These majestic creatures enjoy any hobby a human would enjoy. Most of them are hyperfixated on something they enjoy, unique to the kind of Tempestorm they are. For example, the messy @Tempestorm is hyperfixated on a fictional man who goes by the name of Mick Mundy (or commonly known around the internet as the Sniper from Team Fortress 2).
Their common food consists of chicken, vegetables, and glass. To tame one of these creatures, ask it out on a date like you would with any human.
"who is the original tempestorm"

"idk"
by Goomyeee July 1, 2024
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Tempeste

Tempeste is very mean
by Niegrjfjd January 19, 2026
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Tempenture

The degree measure of the environment in the penitentiary.
"Yo man, what be da tempenture in yo cell fool?"
by H-cat and P-dog April 21, 2009
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tempste bloodseu

tempste bloodseu is a slang term for the clitoris.
"where's Angie?" oh, she's probably in the bathroom "tapping her tempste bloodseu". -meaning, rubbin one out.
by josiAZ February 10, 2010
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tempistol

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.
When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.
by The Wald September 18, 2013
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tempster

A pretty Noobish Gankplank main. He usually thinks he is good at a certain game, but little he knows he sucks.
. Tempster=I am top 600 gankplank mains
by TheNoobFounder April 5, 2017
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tempustk

the best cheating / hvh clan in history. tapping all roblox script kiddies and retarded aimware users.
yo ur shit tempustk > all
by Youtube.com/c/Radars December 15, 2019
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