teet

the teet, the nipple, a part of the female body

a way to show you’re pissed off and/or disappointed with your head tilted downwards and an eyebrow raised

misspelling of “teat” who think they’re special and sophisticated

a guy with boobs

but the most important definition, teet means teet

the baby was sucking on her mother’s teet

I got second in kahoot by one point...teet

tbh dude I don’t really have an example for the misspelling of teat one

teet

by mackeznieSucks August 23, 2019

TEET

When an android must analyse evidence via smoking, this is called a TEET.

Hank: Connor what the fuck r u doin
Connor: TEET

by RK420 June 11, 2018

Teet

Is an expression commonly used by middle eastern people in southern Michigan. Teet is used as a synonym of "yeah right" when someone is bragging about something.

- "I made $1,000 in tips last night as a valet"
- "Teet"

by Yaanis February 19, 2018

teeted

Tooting with tits

I just teeted

by Djajrjwkkd January 24, 2017

teets

Convo fillers, avoid awkward situations.

"Teets mate"

"what the teets?"

"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."

"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."

When you don't know what to say,

"TEETS."

Have Teets day Mate.

by Ynfan November 3, 2019

Winking the teet

When a person squeezes the remaining wine from a boxed wine bladder.

When you get done winking the teet, open the new box of wine

by Dagwood yumstead October 15, 2021

Teets

New Zealand slang. Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being useless; boring; pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.

“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with the boys.”

“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”

“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”

“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”

by KaptainKefs December 21, 2021