tecture

v. to tecture is to lecture or yell at someone through a text message

"My dad tectured me about not talking to strangers but here I am talking to you... What's your name again?"

by It's the truth! December 2, 2007

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

TECHTARDID

Technically and/or mentally challenged in using simple electronic devices such as a digital camera or cell phones, etc.

My mom is so "Techtardid" when she's on the computer, she couldn't find the "ANY KEY" to continue....

by JrDizzle April 1, 2010

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.

Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."

by zzajlatem September 26, 2012

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015

testar

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Shamet testar fayez is hairy

by shameh May 14, 2015