Lucy- Can I buy some weed?
Dan- sure, I get plenty. see?
Lucy- wow, may I see that
Dan- Sure pick the one you like
Lucy- Idiot, youve just been taxed!
Dan- Damnit!
Dan- sure, I get plenty. see?
Lucy- wow, may I see that
Dan- Sure pick the one you like
Lucy- Idiot, youve just been taxed!
Dan- Damnit!
by Kailua boy January 31, 2004
A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.
a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."
by Think October 13, 2004
Government taxes account for a third of the typical American's income. No wonder the wives can't stay home and take care of the kids!
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
by Pinky Eaton December 30, 2003
1)To legally steal. Used among friends to ensure items of value.
Eg: Seats, food, game controls, drinks
2)Exactly like Yoink, or Stolen, except this is fresh.
Eg: Seats, food, game controls, drinks
2)Exactly like Yoink, or Stolen, except this is fresh.
B Rad: Man this is a good biscuit
*Bettsy steals bisuit and shoves it into his mouth*
Bettsy: Taxed! (Through a mouthful of biscuit)
*Bettsy steals bisuit and shoves it into his mouth*
Bettsy: Taxed! (Through a mouthful of biscuit)
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 01, 2007
1.Overpay fo an item
2.To have something stolen by authoritive figures in order to keep your freedom (CANT KEEP ME IN THE ACJ)
2.To have something stolen by authoritive figures in order to keep your freedom (CANT KEEP ME IN THE ACJ)
Ey yo, dat cop taxed da shit outa me.
A police officer of the law took money and/or drugs without your permission.
I jus got taxed on this dub sac yo
I was overcharged for this sandwich baggy with marijuana buds in it.
A police officer of the law took money and/or drugs without your permission.
I jus got taxed on this dub sac yo
I was overcharged for this sandwich baggy with marijuana buds in it.
by Jweazy October 01, 2005
To take something of value from someone because they owe you money, most likely because you fronted them a bag of shit and they have been dodging you for payment. In most situations possessions are taken through force and violence.
dopefiend 1: I saw (insert name here) at the casinos, they owe me money, let's go to there house and tax their ass.
by brandon's wife May 21, 2004