coon tails

A hair extension or dyed piece of hair, usually about 5cm wide with horizontal stripes in 2 different colours going down it. Looks a bit like a racoons tail, hence the name.

Scene kids often get them with brown & bleached stripes down the lengths of their scene hair.

"Those fuzzy hats with the coonskin tail look just like Meagle Murder Massacre Brutal Fgt Chaos Brutal's new coon tails!"

by Author is missing. May 8, 2007

Grow a Tail

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

Whale's Tail

Term used to describe the visible part of a thong on a chick's butt when worn with low rise pants - resembles a whale's tail. (I say chick because I don't want to see a guy wearing this.)

That whale's tail really accentuates her ass!

by Kyndria January 13, 2006

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Dolphin Tail

When you're having sex with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and attempt to sneak it in her ass. She pulls her ass back, shakes her head no and makes sounds like a dolphin, "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka"...hence the dolphin tail.

Man, last night I was fucking this hot chick Tina, I attempted to hit the back door and she cock blocked me with a Dolphin Tail!

by Tina Does Dallas November 14, 2012

top and tail

the act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed

We have to top and tail or there won't be enough room.

by M@ress February 28, 2009

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017