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Target

A company where the bitchy "guests" are treated like gods and the hard working "leaders" are treated like shit. (Like a religious cult. "Leaders".)
When you work at Target you must understand that breaks are 15 minutes, not 14 minutes.
Honestly, it's common sense.
You must also understand that there is NO overtime.
Target employee: Hurhurhur I'm so cool I work in the games department and get to hold the keys that unlock the Wii games!!!!
Ex Target employee: You've been brainwashed by Satan's... err I mean Target's shittiness.
by JonasBrothersAreMyLifeSTFU August 24, 2009
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Targedy

a tragic event brought on by an action so stupid that it is nigh impossible to feel bad for the person or persons involved.
Oh. What a targedy.
by sataniclilac August 10, 2010
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Target

A convention for lululemon wearing basic white girls. After school, basic white girls will all gather up and meet up at target so that they can hangout and spend an hour and a half messing around in target. They’ll gather in groups of 2-6 and will do “crackhead” activities that include getting Starbucks, messing around the store laughing their heads off, and recording themselves on Snapchat doing cringeworthy stuff calling themselves “crackheads 🤪”. They’ll then go home in their daddy’s Jeep Wrangler blasting Morgan Wallen or Luke Combs and will go to Chick-fil-A before they go home just to repeat the same thing tomorrow.
Emily: Let’s go to target Bestie!

Sarah: I’ll go if we can get Starbucks before and Chick-fil-A afterwards.
Emily: Okay queen
by Chad Chett January 30, 2022
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alex from target

me: mum can i go to target?
mum: why?
me: ALEX

(example for alex from target)
by beau_nanas on twitter November 2, 2014
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Tarteel

A name that is in the Quran and a Middle Eastern name
Tarteel come help me
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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Tarek

Tarek is an tunisian famous name. Tarek is of the most hottest guys that every girl want‘s. He is cool and ain‘t stressing. Everybody likes him, and many are jealouse at him. He always gets what he want‘s and he also gets the hottest girls.
Tarek is damn hot.
by Amara956 December 20, 2017
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Target run

When one decides to leave their home and “run” to target to purchase a certain item, but ends up purchasing whatever their heart desires.
I need bread, want to do a Target run?
by Wheelsfasho May 2, 2018
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