by The ‘UwU’ June 21, 2020
Tard is a term used to call someone out or just plainly call them stupid. It has thru time evolved from "retard" into "tard". the reason for this transition is due to the mainstream media completely alienating the word "retard", the reason for the alieanation is the evoloution of the word, as the meaning is a mentally handicapped person which over time grew to stupid, the word was unliked by the mentally handicapped because of its mainstream use as a insult. due to this it has gained an offensive meaning to it, even though it didnt start that way. "tard" tried to capture the same feeling as the original when used as a insult.
(in this example it is used while playing a game)
"Mark: you tard! you have to press the F button! Phil: it isn't my fault this game is built like trash!"
(in this example it is a classroom)
"jock: hey tard, catch! nerd: oww! don't throw that at me, and I'm not a tard!"
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"Mark: you tard! you have to press the F button! Phil: it isn't my fault this game is built like trash!"
(in this example it is a classroom)
"jock: hey tard, catch! nerd: oww! don't throw that at me, and I'm not a tard!"
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by puss man September 06, 2021
The name used for all the supporters and fans of The Melbourne Victory. A team that competes in the A League National Soccer competition held in Australia. Although this competition has fans Australia wide the ones from Melbourne always seem to be that one step behind. Their stupidity is only exceeded by their lack of vocalisation skills
by FC Mum September 27, 2006
The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.
Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.
Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.
Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.
by LadyGeezer April 13, 2011
Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.
George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
by feetoid March 12, 2019
Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.
by hellofatman March 30, 2009