talibandwidth

When the Wi-Fi and Ethernet have not been working as usual. When I.T. says your internet has been compromised but no one has claimed responsibility for the problem yet. Also, helps when this happens primarily while you are "over-seas".

Today the internet hasn't been working like normal, I think it has been hit by the Talibandwidth.

by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017

Talibanish

To make someone disappear

He disappeared, talibanished.

by OlaAlfares July 7, 2020

move by taemin

move by taemin = jovana, this all started as a joke as i, ayperi started liking taemin again

move by taemin is iconic

by ayperi May 26, 2021

wild as the taliban

to do some wild as crazy shit and not care.

wow you just walked past the police chief smoking some weed while talking loudly about fucking his daughter and discussing a shipment of cocaine you have coming in next week.you wild as the taliban.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 4, 2004

Tahmid

A super-intelligent geeza who gets full marks in every test. He is a girl magnet, all girls fall in love at the first sight of him. He is great in cross-country and loves sports. Everyone fears of his godly power as it is believed he can kill people with just a tap- so beware! He demands crisps from Kieran and Unnabhv(or unnavvv) and likes to bully them every day. You should meet him someday...

"Oh shit! It's Tahmid, we must fall down and kneel before him!"- said everyone in the astro
"Sorry, Tahmid I will give you food tomorrow"- said Unnavvv
"I will kill you now Unnavv . You will suffer greatly!"- said the mighty Tahmid

by onepowerfulgeeza March 3, 2019

Taliban

A taliban is a certain someone who’s name is often Muhammad or KYLE they blow people up and go scap scap pap pap with their AK47 blazin into a church, they love hitler. They’re favourite sport is planes and buildings

Kyle: hi

Adam: wtf is that thing under your jacket

Kyle: Àlla Akbar
Taliban: he did me proud

by Im not hitler 😉 October 30, 2019

Talibanned

1. The act of banning any Taliban member from a specific area or activity.

Examples include: Crossing a border, entering a city, serving on a tribal committee or boarding an airplane. In some cases, local governments are trying to recruit ex-Taliban members into the fold, providing a way out from "Talibanishment."

2. The continuing effort by Pakistani and Afghani officials to eliminate Taliban violence by labeling specific individuals or groups as terrorists.

3. An extremely difficult task.

Mustafa won't be coming to Lahore for the soccer game next week. He's been Talibanned.

by Peter Kobs January 4, 2010