suck tuah

Used to describe someone, or something, that is so bad you can’t even spit on that thang.

Guy plays a video game and dies.

Other guy - “Nah ur literally suck tuah bro”

Guy - “:(“

by broord February 14, 2025

scrape tuah

the act of sucking dick, but the sucker begins to use their teeth, causing a scraping motion.

“yeah, i asked her for some hawk tuah but instead i got scrape tuah”

by kittycat4784937 December 30, 2024

Talk Tuah

Talk Tuah is one of the most influential podcasts and pieces of media of the century. Following the story of the "Hawk Tuah" girl, it shows the ups and downs of fame and limelight. To say it is a work of art is no exaggeration. Its philosophical applications belong among that of Aristotle, Plato, Nietzsche. To be the best is to be Talk Tuah. It will change a mans life, and I ask that you look into it.

"Talk Tuah is better than my works" -aristotle at some point i think

by talktuah October 8, 2024

Stank Tuah Coin

This is like hawk tuah coin however, it is stank tuah rather than hawk tuah.

Person 1: “Yo bro did you invest in stank tuah coin? I already made $100.”
Person 2: “Nah bro put me on dat stank tuah coin”

by SmegmaDeck March 10, 2025

Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.

It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

Hawk Tuah

SPITTING ONTO ONES DICK

I hawk tuah johnny last night

by WAH should i do rn December 20, 2024

winky tuah

Winky Tuah (noun, verb, existential phenomenon) – A cosmic-level brainrot event where one achieves maximum riz enlightenment through the sacred act of skibidi-sigma ascension. Often associated with devious gyatt energy, Ohioan backroom anomalies, and an unstoppable urge to hit the griddy mid-sentence. Can be used to describe anything inexplicable, chaotic, or drenched in unfiltered internet absurdity

"Bro just entered a full-on Winky Tuah state—hit the griddy mid-exam, spoke in reversed Ohioan tongues, and ascended to skibidi-sigma enlightenment before vanishing into the backrooms."

by hawk tuah master March 14, 2025