Toasty Raul

Items needed:
Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans

One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.

Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!

by badassj00 February 14, 2005

toasty bustier

A man or woman who gets toast and shoves it on their significant others rectoral area

You wanna come over later, maybe do some of the toasty bustier?

by radiant.triangles July 14, 2019

toasty tuesday

when a group of really awesome people gets together and gets super blazed on a tuesday

M: hey you ready to get biz-aked on tuesday?
L: YEAH! I LOVE TOASTY TUESDAYS!

by toastytuesday October 29, 2010

Toasty Depot

A Toasty Depot is when you set your old friend on fire at a home depot because they were being an asshole

BF: "Im gonna give jerry a Toasty Depot for being an asshole online to my friend" *gets out the gasoline*

by electriceliza February 16, 2021

Sex Toastie

A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!

Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!

by Lactose The Intolerant January 06, 2009

post toasties

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)

Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?

by Box-in-the-jack January 16, 2018

toasty brown

Large brown areolas

I asked Katie to show me her tits and man her toasty browns were huge.

by Joehobo March 15, 2017