The Tyler Theorem

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.

The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.

by iwuehfiwhfi3w May 27, 2023

Zenni Theorem

The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.

Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.

by TheRubric October 12, 2008

Johnsonius theorem

The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity

"I highly support the Johnsonius theorem because I'm smart"

by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 29, 2023

Turdtle Theorem

The theory that when pooping, you are killing turtles. The butt is the shell, and the turd is the turtle.

The Turdtle Theorem says that I'm killing turtles! I'm going to stop pooping!

by Professor Killaa' February 24, 2015

Pyfagerian Theorem

| 2 2 2
a + b = c

(n.) A Theorem which states:

The gayness of one man equals the sum of the man on top of him added to his own; Squared.

by Marcus Aurelius November 18, 2004

Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.

Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.

by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010

Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013