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Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
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by OJEJBOII November 23, 2010
Get the Over the Jeans Elbow Job mug.a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
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"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
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"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
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"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
by fuckingbitchesgettinmoneyon_em April 24, 2010
Get the the kristin blow job mug.a performance involving an person giving another person a rim-job, and during this act, smoke of some sort is inhaled by the person receiving the rim-job. The smoke is then blown out of that person's asshole (sphincter, poop chute, etc.)The giver of the rim-job performance, then inhales the very smoke that was just blasted out of the dirty hole, and then farts out the smoke as well.
After both were feeling bloated, Grant insisted on Thomas eating out his bumhole resulting in a growl and a wink back to Grant; The Ultimate Rim-Job was born.
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