tapered

To look good, clean, and sexy
Tapered is a form and complaint that is used between to highly woke indaviduals

"Why u lookin so tapered today"
"My girl Tapered, yours lookin like miss piggy"

by The woke one July 2, 2016

Tarpet

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface

The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.

by The Mels August 29, 2007

cock tapper

One who spends excessive amounts of time boosting another's ego, possibly by whipping out his cock and tapping it against someone else's cock.

- Did you see Skeeter Turban and Stuffle Cunt cock tapping each other all night?
- Good for them, they need the ego boost.
- It was going on so long that I thought those cock tappers would jiz on each other's faces.

by btm. October 30, 2008

tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).

BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.

by BRAD O'LEE January 29, 2009

sac tapper

Someone who is being a son of a bitch. Or an annoying asshole.

Seth stop being such a fuckin sac tapper, I told you I will get that shit for you later.

by J-fro March 9, 2005

tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

tapperware

Plastic containers used mostly to carry food products. Often the central focus of parties held by old bored South African woman called tapperware parties. This has amazed South African men for years.

I am going to put the left overs from our tapperware party into this tapperware so that it is easily stored in the fridge.

by Toffa Saffa April 23, 2008