Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.
"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."
JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"
D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."
JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"
D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."
by RDMC2 April 14, 2014
Get the Tactical Straddlemug. A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.
In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.
by EsqSurf August 7, 2011
Get the swivel tacticmug. tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009
Get the tactical facepalmmug. While browsing through cuties' profiles on social media sites, one then carefully selects a picture to "Like" in an effort to send a subtle message in the form of a notification to said cutie. Typically done by a male towards a female due to their exponentially greater sex drive. The specific target picture depends on the person who is "Liking" the picture as well as the person who is in the picture. There is much strategy that goes into the decision process which includes but is not limited to: How long ago the picture was posted, what time of the day the picture is "Liked", and the amount of clothing/sexuality in the picture.
"I hooked up with Emma last night. That tactical like from earlier in the week was clutch."
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
by BroDudeGuy December 13, 2014
Get the Tactical Likemug. When one is on a date or in the presence of someone attractive and one starts feeling ill and has to have a tactical* to recover.
Most common place to have a Love Tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.
Not to be confused with "Butterfly in stomach" syndrome... Love Tactical is actually throwing up, not just the "funny feelings"
*Tactical- Short for Tactical Vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don't pass out early.
Most common place to have a Love Tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.
Not to be confused with "Butterfly in stomach" syndrome... Love Tactical is actually throwing up, not just the "funny feelings"
*Tactical- Short for Tactical Vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don't pass out early.
He took me out for a date, he didn't tell me we were going for food... i had to have a Love Tactical.
I think i love him... i always have Love Tacticals when i see him.
I think i love him... i always have Love Tacticals when i see him.
by Pedrops December 27, 2009
Get the Love Tacticalmug. by ebertalo February 3, 2020
Get the Tactical Johnsonmug. To tactically waddle with shit ridden boxers to the laundry room and grab some toilet paper to wipe thy ass with
by Echoroth September 19, 2015
Get the Tactical Waddlemug.