Swintoning

Filtering a picture until your skin is flawless but also copy paper white

Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.

by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017

Swandona

A lost communication system founded by Necrophiliacs

“Oof she dead inside but she bad asf, lemme spit tht swandona”

by 88notok March 18, 2019

Sindon

Sindon is normally geeky and short. Everyone calls him sid instead. He normally plays sports but never carries on with it through life. He has a girlfriend and 5 kids (that he probably didn’t know about) and a very large family.

Wow he’s definitely a Sindon!

by christmastimesunshine December 13, 2019

Sindon

Sindon is never even called his real name. He has a very large family, always wearing hats, and is secretly blonde. He never gets out farther then his country and is always seen cheering on a football team. He normally is a quite short man. But has a big heart!

How many kids does Sindon have? 5

by christmastimesunshine December 13, 2019

Swinton

Just a shitole full of shit kids that have no dads

Swinton is a no go

by your dad you don’t have September 18, 2021

Swinton

Swinton is a fucking shithole with well known celebrities such as Ninja Neil and Sean Otoole . Make sure you dont step foot on poets or else a group of scrawny teenagers who think theyre pure badness will begin to harass you and steal your trainers . The best place to visit in Swinton is the train station , where you can leave .

Swinton is filled with nitties and scrotes

by Yesrkid September 6, 2022

swindingle

To finesse or sway someone into a direction of your liking / choice !

She swindingled me into buying her a car !

by Mack ;$ February 29, 2024