Skwergle

The act of doing separate nothings with someone at the same time while staying in close contact.

What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I played Animal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"

by SassyMcPhee August 10, 2020

smergi

1. The best way to answer any question
2. The name of a very powerful squad
3. Smergi
4. SMERGI SMERGI SMERGI

I am part of SMERGI squad we travel in battle bus and we murder people, we are wanted in 17 countries and we will get sentenced to death if we are caught. Good luck

by robberbobber November 14, 2021

Sergeant Arch Dornan

He's the meanest bastard that you've ever seen. One time he caught one of the recruits out of his uniform, then he started the loudest ear-blistering rant you've ever heard, it was inspiring.

Sergeant Arch Dornan - "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"

by Seargeant Arch Dornan April 8, 2022

Sergio Move

Leaving your friends hanging after making plans with plenty of time in advance;
Setting your friends up for failure;
Confirming you will attend but ditch and do something else;
Looking out for yourself only; immediately have training or are busy upon hearing your friends making plans to hang out

Sergio Move Defined:

Us: Hey man we are gonna hang at the beach in June. We are planning 3 months in advance just wanted to let you know.
Sergio: I have training that day.
Us: …we haven’t decided what day
#SergioMove

by Dez Knotts July 1, 2022

serge

a kind guy whos easy to talk to
and can make you laugh while at the same time can be sexy
:)

Dude! i was talking to the new kid and like, hes totally a serge!

by carabear March 26, 2008

Sergey

A cool guy. A suave character. A man who has the power to talk LSD out of you.

Sergey, would you like my LSD?

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Sergio

You guys if y’all ever meet a Sergio keep them. They’re the most loving person you’ll ever meet. Like they're funny and tall and hella fine bro Oof. Pero DONT get him mad it’s like u let Satan out its very scary. Oh and guys they’re hella good kissers and huggers and I’m pretty sure they Lowkey like cuddling. They’re very hardworking people. They’ll always be they’re for you no matter what like it doesn’t matter what time of the day it is hell be they’re for chu like no one else. They’re very special now if u come across a Sergio keep them they’re special people.

Sergio is so sweet.

HES so fine.

I want a friend like Sergio

by Is didbbdjdkdb July 19, 2018