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Weed Sweep

The act of scouring one's home to make sure the area is completely clear of all marijuana and related paraphernalia. Often necessary when authoritative figures such as parents drop by. One must also perform a weed sweep when those ignorant of the stoner's weed smoking habits come by, such as hardcore Christian girls, and also hardcore Christian guys (though a huge stoner wouldn't be hanging out with one anyway), apartment maintenance, and other non-stoner associates.
Pimp 1: That cutie Isabel was coming over and I almost forgot to weed sweep, but I finished right before she showed up and was awarded with pussy.

Borat: HIGH FIVE!
by pureglaucoma September 25, 2010
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Sheepstream

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.
I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.
by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009
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Sweeseburger

The act of a swedish person eating a cheeseburger while highly inebriated and hurling incomprehensible swear words in random directions.
"Dude, you remember last night, ricke went all Sweeseburger after the club."
by XeroThirteen June 4, 2009
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Sheeps and Scorpz

Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”

Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”
by Definitely Lil Uzi December 14, 2019
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Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
by CherubPKU December 24, 2008
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Salt Lake Street Sweeper

a sex act where you jizz on your partners face and then proceeds to clean it off with your ball sack.
Dude #1 "What did you and Stacey do last night?"
Dude #2 "Dude, I gave her a Salt Lake Street Sweeper. That bitch loved it!"
Dude #1 "Sick dude."
by V0!D May 12, 2020
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sheepshagger

Someone who prefers the sexual company of sheep
That Adrian Jones is a right sheepshagger
by Dave Steele September 25, 2003
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