Seahawk Luck

The fortune of the Seattle Seahawks at the end of games.

Did you see that catch Jermaine Kearse made in Superbowl 49, that is a case of Seahawk Luck

by Burrb October 29, 2017

Swahoodle

Swahoodle; verb, to yeet or throw something with gusto

Christian swahoodled my baby in the common room!

by RIPEggwardo March 8, 2021

twin swear

1. Coined by college students P&S in honor of the popular belief that everybody has a twin somewhere.

2. The promise takes precedence of any other form of promise such as mother or God or the pinky. It protects the sanctity of mothers and of God so as not to desecrate these magnanimous personalities.

3. Replaces all other forms of swears with the unknown twin - one that you would wish to meet some day, and upon whom you would never wish ill.

I promise I speak the truth - twin swear!

by P&S July 21, 2006

Dinky Swear

When two males want to enter into the deepest of the deepest promises that is so serious that it has come to this level. They wrap their penis’s around each other much similar to one would their pinky’s. They then make the promise that whatever needs to be done is done. The face to face proximity and the wrapping of the genitalia let’s each other know that this indeed is a grave promise.

Devon, are you sure Eric will come through for us?
Believe me Hunter, we did a Dinky Swear, you don’t go back on that

by Coop0345 May 12, 2020

Hung Like A Seahorse

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick

Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.

by o.t. guy December 10, 2010

broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

Seahawks

The most underrated team in the nfl. With a lot of potental, the Seahawks will bounce back and win a superbowl. Plus they have the 12th man to back them up

Jonah: Hey John, do you like the seahawks chances of making the next superbowl ?
John: If they ditch Tarvares Jackson, YES!!!

by The 12th man fan April 28, 2012