Swamp Ass

When the sweat in your ass is unbearable... that’s when you know you got swamp ass.

Gaby- My ass is so sweaty

Jesus- That’s because you have swamp ass dirty bitch

by Loser123 December 15, 2018

Swamp ass

A condition where your butt cheeks/crack feel sweaty, usually after physical activity. The name comes from the fact that, like a swamp, your butt is moist and wet in this situation.

I get a gnarly case of swamp ass whenever I do my daily walk around the park, but drinking a lot of water and chilling out fixes it.

by ProBeb May 9, 2019

swamp ass

Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit

My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.

by Supparad70 February 4, 2016

Hot Swamp Ass

when your ass is already sweaty from physical activity and you have a really moist fart, causing the sweat to turn a sickkish greenish brown like a swamp.

Oh man, something smells like Hot Swamp Ass

Shit man, that was me.

by Honour de balzac January 20, 2009

swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the doo doo chute and surrounding areas are wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. This generally occurs when the ass isn't thoroughly wiped resulting in odors eminating from the region that smell like a fresh dump.

Vandy's swamp ass reaked so badly that the smell of his freshly unwiped ass could be enjoyed nearly three rows away in the theater.

by Greggie C. February 27, 2008

swamp ass

When after sitting on something for a long time while working up a sweat or working up a sweat in general your ass sweats to a rediculous amount to the point where your underwear/boxers stick to your ass. Often accompanied by a funny walk.

After playing handball in gym nate had very bad swamp ass.
Logan: nate why are your pants still down hurry up we can't be late to class
Anthony: I recon he has dat dar swamp ass
Nate: airing my ass out, feels good man
Logan: yup I got it too. Sucks

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 8, 2009

Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning

Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.

by mlk34 April 1, 2010