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Survival patch

An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.

One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.
Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."

Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."

Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"

Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.
by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010
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Survival hoe

Someone that has no where to go so they do what they can to survive. Whether it’s to sleep with a family member or friend. They will take full advantage of anything as long as they survive. They will adjust to any surcumstance as long as they have food in their mouth and a pillow to rest their head.
“Oh, I don’t like hard core rock music, but you do? Ok, I love it too. Can I live with you? I have no where to go! Whoops, I slipped and fell on your dick! Survival hoe
by Angela Rivera February 22, 2018
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Survik

a russian word. if u get called survik then it means you're retarded and stupid. cant do anything right for once in your life.
Me: hey can you join this game i need you for something.
mr. survik: nah, i can't im showering.
Me: omfg you're such a fucking survik. this is why your parents abandoned you.
by normala June 17, 2022
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Rules Of Survival

a cancerous shit fuck game that mocks several battle royale themed based games
Hey Mike you heard of the new game rules of survival?
by Father Aristotle Dy February 18, 2019
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Circa Survive

The current project (as of early 2004) of former Saosin lead singer Anthony Green. Circa Survive is an emo-influenced indie band from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
I love the song "Handshakes At Sunrise" by Circa Survive.
by Too Clear November 10, 2004
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Survivorcam

A well-traveled, spirited, and often irreverent online contest modeled after the CBS reality show Survivor and MTV's Jackass that made use of then-novel webcam and online video technology. It gained a large following and was nominated for a 2001 South By Southwest (a/k/a SXSW) Interactive Award. Some of its contestants (many of whom had gained notoriety for being on the Stile Project portal, had lucrative camgirl sites, or were running respectable E/N sites or blogs themselves) were interviewed by Salon and major networks. It was unfortunately and embarrassingly misappropriated (and summarily run into the ground) by Webpig, a known pervert who harassed and still is harassing underage girls online.
Why is a 35 year old Webpig still running sites that may have been edgy in 2001 but have now gone the way of the 8-track tape, and why is he still around when virtually all of the teens and Gen Y slackers that were associated with the first two incarnations of Survivorcam have wisened up and have either gone to college or are enjoying fulfilling careers?

David Lee Roth should have never replaced Howard Stern on terrestrial radio, and Webpig should have left Survivorcam alone.

When Webpig attempted a "comeback" (in quotes, because you can't really come back if you were a nobody to begin with - it's like K-Fed attempting a "comeback") in 2006 with Survivorcam V, boasting a layout that was more ghetto than Camden, NJ and a game that everyone, including atheists, was praying to "FUCKING END ALREADY", a collective yawn was heard throughout teh interweb.
by Silas K. January 21, 2007
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survival knife

A knife that can be used as a survival tool. The term "survival knife" was first coined in the 1982 movie - "Rambo" which stared Sylvester Stallone. The first survival knives had a hollow handle so that small amounts of supplies can be carried with the knife. Usually, fishing string, some hooks, sinkers and maybe some matches were stored in the handle. The hollow handled knives are usually weak were the blade attaches to the handle. These types of knives should not be considered real "survival knives" but a fad. A true survival knife is a very well and can hold an good edge. Bowie knives and survival knives are often mistaken for each other, as their appearance is similar. In the modern survival community, the classic "survival knife" is being replaced with a multi-tool.
Jim bought a new survival knife.
by MAGNVS February 1, 2007
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