ghetto surround sound

n. When you are watching a tv program in one room, and another person is watching the same program in another room; and you can hear their tv and yours, playing the same thing.

room 1 is watching channel 64, room 2 is also watching channel 64.
"Hey mom, I can hear your tv."
"I can hear yours too."
"Haha, sounds like we have ghetto surround sound."

by Mr. Thornberry June 7, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

surrogate

n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'

Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005

Trey Sartorius

The Nickelodeon Actor Trey Sartorius on Henry Danger

Trey Sartorius is looking like a snack today.

by iamfrankie October 15, 2017

surrodate

A stand-in for a boyfriend or girlfriend so you don't get hit on.

Since her drummer/boyfriend was playing all night, I was her "surrodate" for the evening.

by dbodinem December 10, 2016

surrogate

A type of game where you play with real-life stuff, remotely, over the internet.

That website surrogate.tv has really cool surrogate games!

by seemoregilmer March 8, 2020

Sourtoportos

Sourtoportos is a common word used in the cypriot dialect,used primarily to describe a fart that smells so bad,you dont even know if there is a little bit of shit in there

"Omg what a sourtoportos was that,i cant breathe you idiot"

by Zenios_ July 21, 2020