Skip to main content

steam queen

A closeted male homosexual who seeks out environments for anonymous sexual encounters that can be visually and audibly obscured; often found trolling in Turkish bath houses, table showers and stream rooms.
Oh, HELL no! Used my "free pass" for the club facilities...Be careful where you sit in the Hot-room, ol' Jim's a steam queen.
I'm pretty sure no one heard me scream...
by YAWA January 26, 2019
mugGet the steam queen mug.

Aftermath Steam Bath

This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.

Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
mugGet the Aftermath Steam Bath mug.

steam box

A good way to smoke marijuana in your house without getting caught.What you do is turn on the shower in you bathroom and let it get really steamy. Then once it is steamy enough you light up your joint, pipe, bong or whatever you smoke your weed from, and then the smoke and steam co-mingle and you cant see or smell a thing.

This is a good technique to use in hotel rooms.
dude lets go steam box my bathroom.
by mhorittochelln July 3, 2005
mugGet the steam box mug.

Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob
James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"
by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011
mugGet the Steam Boat Delight mug.

steam header

When you are really busy, but need a quick blow job from the closest female that is willing.
Hey, Bitch, I'm reallin in a rush, how about a Steam Header?
by jackassforfun August 5, 2011
mugGet the steam header mug.

San Antonio Steam Slug

After you bust your load in your lady friend she squats down on your chest then leaves a happy sauce snail trail.
After Jimmy Dean lost his load in Betty Crocker, Betty gave Jimmy the San Antonio Steam Slug acoss his chest!
by Supersexymanbeastasaurusrex September 16, 2014
mugGet the San Antonio Steam Slug mug.

Steam

Online gaming store/client/DRM service created by Valve corporation. Games can be bought on Steam, and there are often game sales and bonus pack deals for promotions (Bioshock sold for $10.00 on Boxing Day). There is also a social networking aspect a la Facebook, where you can make friends, join gaming groups, etc.

There are a growing number of games which are using Steam for DRM purposes. These games are, once installed, tied directly to Steam and not your computer. The pro to this is that you can play said game on ANY computer with Steam installed using your account. Games also update themselves automatically. The con is that is that Steam has to be running for the game to play, althought offline mode exists.

The other definitons are outdated and don't represent the improvements Steam has made over the years.
Steam is a great gaming service and the least obnoxious forms of DRM. Yes it is still rather slow but the pros truly outweight the cons. Secu-ROM can burn in hell.
by failspy February 18, 2009
mugGet the Steam mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email