Bottle Shocked

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

Spocked

When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.

Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.

by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013

half stacked

The period between having no boner to having a boner

I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off

by Tripler2k August 1, 2007

tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

Stoaked

Ready to go, full of adrenaline and fired up for any challenge,usually involving steep mountains or homemade ramps.Common useage occurs mostly amongst mountain bike and skateboardy types. Others sportsmen do on occaision borrow this phrase.

I'm like totally stoaked after that gnarly mountain dude.

I'm like gonna just go out there and pull off a 1080 man, cause i'm like totally stoaked dude.

by Handwing July 21, 2005

snocked

To be completely speechless.

When i found out that Doris had a wooden leg i was completely snocked

by Yiltan October 11, 2007