Stock Show

When you take livestock to a barn filled with other animals and a judge decides which animal is the best. Pigs, Steers, Heifers, Turkeys, Chickens, Goats, and Lambs are the most common animals shown. After checking in your animals, you go to the parking lot with your other redneck bretheren and sisteren and drink lots of beer out of your Dad's ice chest, which is carelessly sitting in the back of the pickup.

Hey girl, You going to the Gillespie Country Stock Show?

Hell yeah, we're takin' three barrows, gonna win the whole damn thing.

by Brigette Santo January 26, 2012

STOCK TIPS

Regular spraycan tips that comes off the shelf with any can.

it don't matter what kind of tips you use cuz its all about the style than techinque.

I seen people burn with stock tips.

by DigDug March 8, 2004

Stock Exchange

To put one's anus directly adjacent to the anus of another and then defecate, achieving penetration with the stool.

My date was passed out and i had eaten a whole box of cereal, so i gave her the ol' stock exchange.

by the bingo September 29, 2008

Stock Boy

A noun used to describe something this is generally quite bad, something you would prefer to not partake in ever again.

I thought that girl last night was General Manager, but she was totally Stock Boy the next day.

by Doobius-Dub December 2, 2009

Stock and Roll

Classic rock and roll music that is so overplayed that it begins to sound completely generic (i.e. stock photos, stock footage)

1:He lists his favorite songs as Free Bird, Smoke on the Water, Slow Ride, and I Love Rock N' Roll; sounds like a stock and roll fan to me.

2:She is a stereotypical stock and roller. Her entire knowledge of classic rock comes from Guitar Hero.

by sgperrault July 24, 2009

stock market

The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.

Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

stock market

the fastest way to lose money

John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.

by amios December 7, 2010