status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

Stalker Pause

The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.

by MickeyHess March 28, 2011

Stalkbooker

A person who stalks people on Facebook

stalkbooker

by WRCphotog January 21, 2010

silkymeatloaf

A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.

The first girl to see Mike's Penis named it silkymeatloaf!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Nostalgia Stalker

A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.

Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgia stalker since they friended each other on Facebook.

by gdbrenan July 12, 2010

Silky Johnson

The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.

Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?

Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007

Stalker Alert

The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.

Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).

by Reet Awwsum July 27, 2013