Gas Station Hax

Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.

Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!

by Zhulander February 4, 2009

Wee Station

bathroom, especially a public bathroom

"Oh man, I gotta pee wicked bad. Can we stop at the wee station soon?"

by I Like Candy December 29, 2008

grav station

A different and far sweeter name for the classic gravity bong, in which any type of bottle with a cap is placed in a bucket of water, and an open ratchet piece is melted through the plastic cap (far better than making a tin foil bowl) to make a bowl piece. Weed is placed in the ratchet, and lit while lifting the bottle out of (but not completely) the water, using gravity and water pressure to fill the bottle with smoke. When the bottle is filled, the chron-smoker pushes the bottle back into the water while inhaling, achieving a massive hit that is otherwise unachievable.

Stoner 1: Dude, Tim was walking around like Frankenstein after he hit the grav station only once last night!
Stoner 2: I know, he got so stoned off of such little weed! GBs rule
Tim: I think I'm still high from chillin with the grav station last night.

by fosholey July 6, 2009

Pissing Station

A place of urination, preferably the den, and/or wishing well.

"Dude i'll open their door and piss in their den."

Den is eqivalent to pissing station in this case.

by Aoeo October 15, 2009

procreation station

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.

Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!

by cheese16 October 10, 2011

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

by Lil fetus March 3, 2019