Starbucker

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

Eskimo Starpucker

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Starbucked

Throwing a starbucks coffee at an annoying white girls face.

Tina kept on going on about John so I starbucked her.

by Jputt November 6, 2013

Starbucked

Upon entering a Starbucks coffee shop with a large unknown crowd in the order line, you immediately place you laptop and bag on the last table available and then get in line to place your order. These other patrons have been "Starbucked" by you.

Starbucked: Frank, man did I Starbuck a crew last night at the downtown shop! All five in line got their drinks turned toward the last table and felt the Starbuck!

by Cafe Bucked January 3, 2015

Swearfucker

You are bored and want to swear.

Swearfucker example: Holy shit that fuck fuck bitch fuckface asshole fucker.

by epedety December 9, 2020

Stafucked

When you are 4 wheeling in 4 wheel drive and get stuck to the point it takes 2 tow trucks to get to you

There I was having so much fun and wham I got stafucked (st -uh- fucked)

by Big Char March 1, 2023