Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

starbuccaneer

1. Noun: Originating from buccaneer, a starbuccaneer is a person who plunders or steals mugs and other branded items from Starbucks, usually with a cunning plan as opposed to simple theft.
2. Verb: To starbuccaneer; to steal an item from Starbucks.

1.Ed and Charlotte are starbuccaneers, they stole a mug from Starbucks with the aid of a Will Young decoy.

2.Ed: I'm going starbuccaneering this weekend
Charlotte: I'll come too, although I starbuccaneered last weekend in Birmingham.

starbuccaneer by Ed Cartwright July 24, 2008

starfucker 

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.

Starfucker is awesome

starfucker by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010

Daddy Starbucks 

A sugar daddy who provides down-and-out young professional women with lattes.

"I lost my job, but I'm addicted to iced mochas. I need a Daddy Starbucks."

Daddy Starbucks by disingenue May 16, 2009

starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

starbucks by Tom May 13, 2005

starbucks

an overpriced coffee chain that serves excellent coffee as well as desserts and other foods.

"Screw Dunkin Donuts, I'm gonna get a Frap at Starbucks!"

starbucks by Rivka September 8, 2007

starfucker 

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

starfucker by angela June 6, 2003