Stappo

In southern states, a lesbian. In northern states and other parts of the world, a drunk asshole.

Christopher: Look at that stappo, she can't even walk she's so drunk

Willie: Mane she aint no lebeshian

by Rihanyce May 25, 2010

Scott Stapp

The lead singer of rock band Creed. At around 2000-2002, you would find Creed as a generic band. But now back to Stapp. Stapp was known for getting drunk and getting in to trouble a few times. Reckless driving, fighting with the band. But the most well known crime people scarred him for was beating, or trying to beat his wife. Stapp had stumbled in to their mansion, likely drunk. He yelled at his wife, following that, he threw a glass bottle of Orangina at his wifes face. It almost hit her. After this situation, he was labeled a wifebeater and his many fans began to turn away. Stapp's career was falling apart.

"Did you hear Scott Stapp tried to hurt his wife"
"GOOD GRAVY! Why would he do that?"

by The JoshMeister101 July 23, 2009

scott stapp

1.a really bad person,singer,and non-talented being
2.an insult to ones presence

1.-dude,that band tonight blew goats
-yeah,i know,was that lead singer scott stapp?
2.-dude quit being such a fuckin scott stapp....god damnit

by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004

Scott Stapp

See Piece of Shit

... Pseudo-Jesus.

by sars May 14, 2004

ghetto staple

When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.

Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?

by FastHandz September 4, 2009

Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.

I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!

by Gomiboy June 28, 2009

Stapes

Irish slang for a particularly hairy armpit.

Brian - "Jaysus, did you see the Stapes on that one?"
Eric - "She's more hair under there that I have on me head!"

by i like armpits September 1, 2009