When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.
I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.
by Igby1106 November 3, 2017
Get the mormon standoffmug. When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
by Salvy Blaze April 1, 2011
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.
Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff
by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016
Get the Wrigleyville Standoffmug. Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.
by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022
Get the alabama standoffmug. by Reed07 March 6, 2023
Get the Gay Standoffmug. When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
Get the Urinal Standoffmug. Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.
by BrofessorD May 22, 2017
Get the asian standoffmug.