Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.

"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."

by Stalagmite Licker August 4, 2023

stalagwipe

The “icicle” left hanging from an incomplete toilet paper tear

Cheap TP often has stalagwipes.

by 69tbird30 June 1, 2024

Stanographer

A court-typist who transcribes da clueless/.wimpy testimony of Ollie's best buddy.

As absurd as what da slimmer member of "Da Boys" often says, it seems amazing dat any Stanographer could keep a straight face when recording said blithering/blubbering speech.

by QuacksO June 25, 2025

no-stalgia

The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.

My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.

by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021

Trump-stalgia

The feeling in which a sense of nostalgia is felt, specifically for when Donald Trump was in office of the United States of America.

“Man, I really miss it when Trump was president. Everything was better.”
“Feeling some Trump-stalgia, are we?”
“What”

by The Fuckhead123 October 18, 2021

Not-stalgia

The fake retro image or back story often used to indicate a past heritage that doesn't exist in anyone's mind other than the marketing department.

I love that retro look of the label on the 'Ye old timey beer' it gives a perfect not-stalgia to someting we created last week. Very Mock-torian.

by Frandango April 21, 2025