Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

Dung Stabber

A slang term for a Homosexual male.

Disease ridden Dung Stabbers.

by DaveyHawk October 2, 2009

Pickle Stabber

Affectionate name given to a person with only one tooth.

Look at Jed with his lonesome tooth, he could stab a pickle right out of the jar with that tooth, he's a top class Pickle Stabber.

by Surebrec November 24, 2009

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

Stable Genius

A psychopath who's actual IQ is less than half what he thinks it is

Donald Trump is a stable genius

by IntlManoMystery August 20, 2018

stable genius

(n) an arrogant and overcompensating fool, possibly with a mental and/or emotional complex involving penis envy that could require medical intervention

The Stable Genius Act is a proposed Act of Congress to require presidential candidates to have a medical exam and publicly disclose the results prior to the general election.

by shashadesofgray August 4, 2018

Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009