Hurtin for a Squirtin

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

squirting

Splash of fluid from a woman's vagina area. Few women have squirted.

m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?

M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.

by hateporn January 23, 2014

squirting

when a woman has an orgasm with female ejaculate. Also used when pushing spunk out of pussy or ass.

the gaping woman squirted all the cum aut of her ass into the face of an icebear. Icebears dont like that. Dolphins however, like it. A lot.

by kukel June 13, 2003

squirtin' screamer

Do I really need to define this? Those who scream while squirting. Whilst engaging a lady sexually, upon climax the female expels a burst of fluids accompanied by a series of ear piercing screams.

"My initial presumption was incorrect as the timid young lady I met at the library turned out to be a squirtin' screamer. We totally plowed!"

by pepe silvia January 9, 2010

Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.

hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah

by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010

squircling

when some body would laugh so hard they would cum. Usually used as a sarcastic expression.

" I laughed so hard i basicly scuircled."
"He thought the joke was so funny he started squircling."

by kevin is not my name April 25, 2010

Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.

"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"

by Bloomers September 26, 2007