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Squib

A thick, liquid discharge from the anus during peak arousal. With practice, one can aim the trajectory. It is NOT fecal matter.
"Yeah Cindy, you know how girls can squirt? It's like that, but out of your asshole. It's a squib."

"In a stunning act of athleticism, he completely a full back handspring. While mid-air, he squibbed directly into Zach's eyes."
by Mahoser July 23, 2025
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squib

FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER

A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS
yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?

I hate squibs

Lucious Malfoy is a squib

I have a fatass like a squib
by mousexualmachinegun January 6, 2023
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Squib

noun
/squib/
Slang for blunt.
“Yo, bro, pass that squib! I’m tryna get HIGH AF tonight!”
by Dr. Kenneth Faulk May 29, 2018
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Squib

Term used in California that represents driving a car or just a car in general. It also could mean the way someone in driving such as (swerving or speeding)
“I was squibbin on the way to jay crib
by yabb June 9, 2022
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Squib

@squibzee on pinterest is your new best friend. go follow him
Girl: Yo! SQUIB!

Squib/Evan: My real name is Evan, dumbass!
by squibzee January 1, 2024
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Dingo Squib

A person with no guts.
That person is weak like a dingo squibb
by Mikarly September 8, 2022
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Squib

squib is all. squib is nothing
by Squid Ink Cookie February 13, 2022
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