spintelligence

The deliberate manipulation of intelligence reports to suit one's desired goals. Includes deliberate manipulation, exaggeration, or omission.

President Bush's justification for the War on Iraq was based on spintelligence.

by Sean Galbraith September 2, 2003

Saunter

To take one's time when walking. Usually used when referring to getting to class.

Cora: Dude, we have Mr. Turpin's class next. That class fucking sucks... Let's saunter.

by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015

spunge

a person who thoroughly enjoys watching shock videos

Joe: have you seen 2girls1cup? that is the shit!
Bob: GET AWAY FROM ME U SPUNGE

by Jonyleeson January 2, 2009

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

Spungebub

A kewl spung hoo katchez jellehfish & coks krabeh patehs for mr krabz

I liek spungebub

by L3GiTWoLF August 13, 2016