spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

Skunkette

sexy, fun and way too cool for the ordinary lawn skunk

That girl was such a skunkette that he wasn't worthy of her presence and left her for a lizard.

by crazydiamond74 January 19, 2010

spunked it up the wall

Wasted mostly money.

He’s got no money left, he’s spunked it up the wall.

by Benzig42 January 18, 2023

Spunkey

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)

Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.

by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013

spunked

When a user of a forum responds to an obscure spam message thinking it is a legitimate message.

Post 1: Can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?

The author of Post 3 got Spunked

by Fat Atheist November 14, 2009

spunkey

dublin slang for a junkie

look at that spunkey over there he is fucking out of it wat a wanker

by paul holohan August 1, 2006

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011