Spumol

Pee and semen mixed together.

Guy 1: "What's that coming out of that dog's penis?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's spumol."

by Mighty Thor 3 October 30, 2022

spummer

Someone who is consistently lame or flaky.

My boyfriend blew off our date to hang out with his mom again. He's such a spummer.

by 3008-3007 October 20, 2008

Spummer

When a year has a short spring and summer, it becomes condensed and is called a spummer.

We got ripped off this year, there was no full spring or summer. It was a condensed spummer.

by checkitoutnow August 27, 2009

Spumf

A midgets cum

I got spumf in my eye

by Hoji12 December 4, 2015

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015

dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.

Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.

by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006