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Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.
{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.
by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016
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spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.
"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016
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stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny
Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.
by JesterNorth July 23, 2017
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spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.
Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!
by 2dFx October 16, 2018
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Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.
Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth
OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?
by Me mum September 5, 2016
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Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.
Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.
by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017
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